Nurse Audrey’s Stress Relief Blog

Stress Strategist and Motivational Speaker

Happy New Year

Filed under: Stress Relief — audrey at 3:23 am on Sunday, January 6, 2008

The following humorous message is heartfelt as I trust that you will have a peaceful and prosperous 2008. I invite you to read my newsletter which will be posted on January 10th. In it you will find tips and strategies on how you can journey toward “stress free “ living.

 

2008 CONTRACT
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After some very serious & cautious consideration…..

your contract of friendship has been renewed

for the New Year 2008!

It was a terribly hard decision to make,

so try not to screw it up!!!

 

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My Wish for You in 2008

May peace break into your house
and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become
magnets for $100 bills —
or at least enough to keep you comfortable.

May those same jeans end up two sizes too big
as you miraculously lose the same few pounds
you’ve resolved to lose every New Year’s Day.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline
and may laughter assault your lips!

May your world be filled with the riches of family
& beautiful, rewarding relationships.

May you find that ever-elusive extra hour each day
to meditate, decompress, exercise, laugh,
call a long lost friend or simply
to stop and smell the roses.

May happiness slap you across the face
and may all your tears be tears of joy.

May the problems you had
forget your home address!

May you exercise & appreciate the joy
of giving of yourself to others — as a mentor, a friend,
an ear, a volunteer or in the form
of financial contributions, as you can.

May 2008 find you & your family in good health,
and may you do YOUR part to maintain
or work toward a more healthy lifestyle.

May your life be filled with the Good Lord’s blessings,
and may you take the time & have the sense
to recognize them & be thankful.

In simple words ………..

May 2008 be the best year of your life
– to date, that is!

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Happy New Year, My Friend!!!!

 

Print this Blog, post it, and read its important message whenever you need a lift!
Until next time, this is Nurse Audrey saying:
Go for it and make 2008 your best year ever!

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